His Wife

At a bank--

"Alright everyone hands up lets make this simple and easy, Put the money in the bag and we will leave fine. But before that, Hey you, B**ch get over here" He points to a women and then the floor. The women comes over slowly and kneels. She sits there till her phone rings. She then answers it drawing attention from the robbers who aim their guns at her

"Hey babe, So I'm being hold at gun point, So I can't mak---" She gets interrupted by a gun men

'Get off the phone B**ch, Before I pull a bullet into you---' she looked at the man and sighed

"Do you not see me on the phone with my husband?" She gets up and before she knew it she hold the guys gun her hand and snaps it in two before looking at the others and going back on her phone "Ooh its the usually bank, Can you pick me up at the bank yes, I'm fine. I promise"

A few minutes later gun shots were heard. But as the women sigh her husband appears with more people as well and looked "Who called my wife, A B**ch?" He growled and looked then the men who came with the husband attacked. The wife looked at her dress

"This was brand new!! Now there is holes in it, And I'm covered in blue, It was a White dress!" She punched a male in the face till his nose bleeds. She looked and chuckled "Did A little to much..."